NOW WE ARE ON A ROLL.

12:23 AM        WAS JUST NOTIFIED THAT THE RV DID OCCUR $12.64.  Attempting to verify.  It should show up on bank screen at opening of business today.  CONGRATULATIONS AND THANK GOD FOR DELIVERING THIS GIFT. (OLD NEWS NOW) 8:54 PM  ALERT RV NEWS: [soonerfan62] I will make a statement. Jonny told you today that the RV was now in the hands of the IMF. I talked to my IMF guy in DC today and let me assure you  it HAS now be released by the IMF so get ready!!!!! ANNOUNCING APPOINTMENT OF ROCCO DeLORENZO AS AFFILIATE TO CLOUD 9 TRUST BRIEF BIOGRAPHY Rocco DeLorenzo has been for the last nine years Acting Chief Director of the Union of South Africa’s government Department of Compliance Audit and Risk Department handling public and non profit organizations.  He is presently scheduled to head that department. He has, in the three years, prior to his present position, served the South African government  in various positions to do with public and non-profit organizations as director of Finance, Director of Corporate Services, Acting Director of Finance Department of Trade handling the public and non-profit organizations. He has many accomplishments, too numerous to list here, in the finance and compliance field, as well as certifications. His most significant achievement is that he obtained his MBA in 20 months, as opposed to getting his college degree which would have taken longer.  He currently sits on the IIASA (International Internal Auditors of South Africa Committee.  He is also a member of the King III Committee.  He was part of the team that trained and set up companies and IP office in Uganda.  He was also involved in the successful implementation of color printed cheques with signatures, thus eliminating the fraud that incentive to help others with the opportunity to tap into 30 years of his wide experience and knowledge obtained over his working life.  His experience has  been in all areas of finance, salaries and especially important in the areas of public and non-profit entities and teaching them how to comply with government rules and streamline and improve their own accounting/finance. GOD BLESS AMERICAN AND GOD BLESS OUR TROOPS. Stuff you didn't know you didn't know!  ---- Men can read smaller print than women can; women can hear better. ------------ Coca-Cola was originally green. ---- It is impossible to lick your elbow. ---- The State with the highest percentage of people who walk to work: Alaska ---- The percentage of Africa that is wilderness: 28% (now get this...) ---- The percentage of North America that is wilderness: 38% ------ The cost of raising a medium-size dog to the age of eleven: $ 16,400 ------------ The average number of people airborne over the U.S. in any given hour: 61,000

Intelligent people have more zinc and copper in their hair.
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The first novel ever written on a typewriter, Tom Sawyer.
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The San Francisco Cable cars are the only mobile National Monuments.
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Each king in a deck of playing cards represents a great king from history:
Spades - King David
Hearts - Charlemagne
Clubs -Alexander, the Great
Diamonds - Julius Caesar
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111,111,111 x
111,111,111 = 12,345,678,987, 654,321

 
If a statue in the park of a person on a horse has both front legs in the air, the person died in battle.
If the horse has one front leg in the air, the person died because of wounds received in battle.
If the horse has all four legs on the ground, the person died of natural causes
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Only two people signed the Declaration of Independence on July 4th:

John Hancock and Charles Thomson.

Most of the rest signed on August 2, but the last signature wasn't added until 5 years later.
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Q. Half of all Americans live within 50 miles of what?
A.  Their birthplace
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Q. Most boat owners name their boats.  What is the most popular boat name?

A.   Obsession
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Q. If you were to spell out numbers, how far would you have to go until you
would find the letter 'A'?
A. One thousand
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Q. What do bulletproof vests, fire escapes, windshield wipers and laser printers have in common?
A. All were invented by women.
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Q. What is the only food that doesn't spoil?
A. Honey
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Q. Which day are there more collect calls than any other day of the year?
A. Father's Day
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In Shakespeare's time, mattresses were secured on bed frames by ropes. When you pulled on the ropes, the mattress tightened, making the bed firmer to sleep on. Hence the phrase...'Goodnight , sleep tight'

It was the accepted practice in Babylon 4,000 years ago that for a month after the wedding, the bride's father would supply his son-in-law with all the mead he could drink. Mead is a honey beer and because their calendar was lunar based, this period was called the honey month, which we know today as the honeymoon.

In English pubs, ale is ordered by pints and quarts... So in old England , when customers got unruly, the bartender would yell at them 'Mind your pints and quarts, and settle down.' It's where we get the phrase 'mind your P's and Q's'

Many years ago in England, pub frequenters had a whistle baked into the rim, or handle, of their ceramiccups.    When they needed a refill, they used the whistle to get some service. 'Wet your whistle' is the phrase inspired by this practice.

At least 75% of
people who read this will try to lick their elbow!

YOU KNOW YOU ARE LIVING IN 2012 when……...

1. You accidentally enter your PIN on the microwave.

2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.

3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of three.

4. You e-mail the person who works at the desk next to you.

5. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends and family is that they
don't have e-mail addresses.

6. You pull up in your own driveway and use your cell phone to see if anyone is home to help you carry in the groceries...

7. Every commercial on television has a web site at the bottom of the screen

8. Leaving the house without your cell phone, which you didn't even have the first 20 or 30 (or 60) years of your life, is now a cause for panic and you turn around to go and get it

10. You get up in the morning and go on line before getting your coffee

11. You start tilting your head sideways to smile. : )

12. You're reading this and nodding and laughing.

13. Even worse, you know exactly to whom you are going to forward this message.

14. You are too busy to notice there was no #9 on this list.

15. You actually scrolled back up to check that there wasn't a #9 on this list .

~~~~~~~~~~~AND FINALLY~~~~~ ~~~~~~~
NOW your LAUGHING at yourself!

" Blessed are they who can laugh at themselves, for they shall never cease to be amused!" (Unknown Author)
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You know you want to! Go lick your elbow.

"THE LONG HARD ROAD"

The road is long and often hard

To the building of our dreams,

Full of pits and garbage

To which we do adhere

We know the sadness

And the fear of what may come,

And we persist and we hope

That we may find along the way

Some easiness to bear

As the acid tears of fear

Seems the only things we have

To show for all the striving,

Then, when all seems darker than the night

A light appears to us to guide the way

We know it not but it is there

And we must follow

To the very end of that road

Were it stops and a new road begins,

Our eyes do ope and now we see

What joyfully lies ahead

And the knowing our dreams comes true

For in the hardness of our trials

We have learned; have now

The tools to make our dreams

No only real but good!

With courage and persistence

We build the future that must be

And create our dreams to save the world!

“THE WIZARD”

MORE FROM DINAR CHAT ROOMS

1-17-2012  Guru Freeway Bill   The fact that the CBI website has not updated is big...Folks, we are not through this day and many things are in place to point to a swift end to all of this thing. We could see something today that should lead to a banking transaction for you as early as tomorrow.

1:07 PM

 [FreewayBill] The fact that the CBI website has not updated is big.... Folks, we are not through this day and many things are in place to point to a swift end to all of this thing.

[FreewayBill] We could see something today that should lead to a banking transaction for you as early as tomorrow.

[jonnywG] imagine WE ARE STILL IN THE GAME
[jonnywG] Time4RV UST IS IN LOCKDOWN
[BellaGrits] the way I see it....we can ride this thing out....what's a few more hours if necessary? Cashing out tomorrow as opposed to today makes me no difference.....don't know if that's the case..... but if it is, I am prepared....I am happy regardless.....
[FreewayBill] I really didn't want to go to the bank today anyway.... kidding..... Really folks, just take a deep breath and keep watching ..... our blessing is in sight, but just has not been posted as of yet... Good things come to those who wait.....
[jonnywG] bookings IT IS NOT IN UST HANDS.......... IT IS WITH THE IMF.................AWAITING RELEASE

We are truly blessed to be in this wondrous time for unfolding of God’s miraculous plan. These programs are creating the largest financial transaction ever, in this world.  For this plan to succeed and we must be able to use the funds without interference from the dark side and their corporate America.  Many tasks must be accomplished.  We believe these tasks are complete and we will shortly see the results.  Simultaneously, the RV will happen, the Programs will begin and the projects will finally be able to achieve funding. We continue in the NOW and pray for the FUTURE.       May God continue to bless one and all.                                 "THE GATEKEEPER"

Faith is not knowing what the future holds, but knowing who holds the future